***KIM JONG-IL LIVE SIGHTING. APPEARS 3/8/05 @ RUSSIAN EMBASSY IN N. KOREA (COLOR FOTO)***

English DongaNewspaper(online) in English, Seoul, Korea ^ | 11 March 2005 | English DongaMagazine (online)

[robomurph]

The fricken ballerinas are taller than chia. Looks vely ronery.

[Mike Darancette]

Kim the lackey reporting to his bosses.

[reagan_fanatic]

Heh...almost looks like Madelene Halfbright and Slick Willy sitting next to each other on the right-hand side of the bottom row.

[AmericanInTokyo]

You'd think that with all those funds from their casino there in the DPRK that the Chinese go to, or from all that crystalmeth they sell in Japan through their yakuza network, that they would have enough money to at LEAST upgrade Kim's wardrobe, to this:

[ApesForEvolution]

Lest We Forget The IslamoCommie Bastids (WARNING: GRAPHIC!)

[AmericanInTokyo]

"General"ly speaking, the dude sure likes 'brown' in his wardrobe:

When he eventually soils his trousers when the J-DAMS and bunker busters start raining on his head, maybe he can wear his clothes a few more extra days without having to wash them!

[BJClinton]

LMAO!

[Oratam]

Now THAT was a sharp ruthless Asian dictator!

[AmericanInTokyo]

For the visually impaired:

http://mplay.donga.com/foreign/200503/20050312/m2005031230488e.asf

Of course, if one is visually impaired they probably are not reading FR!

[MizSterious]

Worse than a movie vampire/monster. Rumors have been out there, wish they had been true.

[Chinito]

My eyes! My eyes!

D@mn your eyes!

[ken5050]

NK is about the one country on the planet that MJ could flee to...ya think?

[fishtank]

http://www.mandarintools.com/chinesename.html

Surname (first character) Ran

Given Name (middle character) Yi harmony; pleasure, joy; be glad

Given Name (last character): shou first

You were born in the Year of the Ox .

Why is the zodiac sign different than I expected?

Why do I keep getting different names?

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[yankeedame]

Now there's a happy group of people. ;-)

I was thinking the same thing,especially re: that gal in white sitting next to Kim Jong-Il. Where they holding her dog hostage or something?

[BCrago66]

I uusally don't take my news from a source called "donga."

[AmericanInTokyo]

Korean for "East Asia".

[SevenofNine]

CHITA PET

OMG I am laughing my a*** off on that take LMAO

I thought LIttle Kim was drinking himself to death lately he hasn't update on his live journal NOT YET

[Bars4Bill]

Why are these people are smiling?

Because the photographer was backed up with a firing squad.

[SevenofNine]

OMG I getting classic MAD TV reset in my memory

That too funnyyyy LMAO

AIT MAD TV here in the US did reset on this photos ONCE I just remember

[SevenofNine]

LMAOOOOO AIT

Rack ittt ROFL

OH MAN that too funnyyyy