[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

I'll take a million dollars to not kill my wife.

Or best offer.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Call Allred.

[kpp_kpp]

>
> I'll take a million dollars to not kill my wife.
>

ah, a new profit making scheme hits the market...

1) find a court system to give you permission to kill her
2) make a media spectacle about it
3) wait for the offer

before step 1 you may want to incapacitate her through some sort of "chemical imbalance".