[Diddle E. Squat]

Police Chief - "The Sheriff should answer that"

Fulton Co. Sheriff - "There are alleged allegations about an alleged misplacement of an alleged object alleged by an alleged spokesperson allegedly with my alleged office, but I allegedly cannot veryify the allegation. Keep in my mind, all this is just alleged, your mileage may vary, remove wrapper before heating."

[Dog]

You forgot the ummmmms and uhhhhhhhhs.

[mhking]

Fulton Co. Sheriff - "There are alleged allegations about an alleged misplacement of an alleged object alleged by an alleged spokesperson allegedly with my alleged office, but I allegedly cannot veryify the allegation. Keep in my mind, all this is just alleged, your mileage may vary, remove wrapper before heating."

The FulCo Sheriff made Chief Moose sound like a prize winning orator.