Posted on 03/10/2005 7:55:33 PM PST by Feiny
In his final broadcast as anchor of the CBS Evening News, Dan Rather stunned the American people by revealing, at long last, what the frequency is.
"Friends, years ago, a gentleman accosted me on the street in Manhattan and asked me, 'What is the frequency, Kenneth?'" the longtime anchor said at the end of the broadcast Wednesday night. "Tonight, I would like to answer that question once and for all."
"For the past twenty-four years, I have used these broadcasts to send thought-control brainwaves through your TV sets," the veteran newsman continued. "In order to receive those signals, your brain had to be tuned to a frequency of 102.7 — and that, my friends, is the frequency."
But Mr. Rather saved his most startling bombshell for last: "My name is not, nor has it ever been Dan Rather — it's Kenneth."
Mr. Rather than held up a birth certificate showing the name "Kenneth Charles Doobin" before signing off the air with a simple, "Courage."
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The question is finally answered!!!
Beautiful.
I've seen your handle plenty of times but I have just zeroed in on what it actually says. Big ole LOL!
Yo, Danny. Is that KHz or MHz. No matter, your offical frequency is now 000.0, and your legacy is a Trivial Persuit question... if you are lucky. Question: "What InfoBozo used a second rate forgery, in a third rate attempt to influence a presidential election, and failed, thereby helping that president in a decisive re-election victory"?
WNEW?
FINALLY! After all these years, the TRUTH!
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