[NYC GOP Chick]

Proximity to the Bronx is what cheers them up, perhaps?

[Clemenza]

"Yonkers: At least we're not Mount Vermin, er, Vernon."

or

"Yonkers: Gateway to White Plains"

Aside from certain Freepers (you know who you are), most inhabitants of Yonkers that I have met have a chip on their shoulder. I wouldn't think that they would be the type who would consider seeing a therapist however, although maybe the Sopranos has changed that.