Happy (Red Texas) bump!
Texas is a great state. I really like it. There's a couple of good Texans down there 2.
Not surprisingly, an awful lot of the most depressed places are full of Kerry voters...blue on the famous map. It only makes sense. Blue aresa are full of liberals, who are humor-impaired, whose unrealistic view of how the world should be (aka: a nanny state) is shot down time and again. Thus they off themselves with gusto and spend much of the day bellying up to the local Xanax bar