"Vade really likes you. He has cans of "coke" up in his Neverland bedroom"
Beats Sterno, I guess. For more of my Alcohol-related humor you can go to the "Drinking Stories" section at "Modern Drunkard Magazine Online" at this link
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=20413
and read "Hungover on Judge Judy". I post there under the same nick. I have about 5 other boozy tales there.
too risque for me, after all, I am a bible thumper. Drinking too much is a spiritual disease