"My nephew showed up at our house for a Christmas party last year wearing a pair of jeans so large that it looked like a family of Mexicans had just moved out of the ass end of them."
LOL! Another great mental picture and so true! Wonder what would happen if these kids had to run for their lives? Would they just drop the pants and run out of them or trip and fall down?
Watch COPS sometime. I swear that at least every other episode they are pulling some guy out of the bushes with his pants down around his ankles and his boxers in full view.
I know nightclubs and bars in DC that don't allow overly baggy pants on the premises. I tend to agree. The look is stupid and slovenly and tends to correlate highly with the street thug mentality.
I personally prefer Diesel jeans. $140, but worth it. You can't beat the cut and fit.
No, they actually try to run in them.
My husband is a policeman, and he comes home sometimes in hysterics, describing these juvenile deliquents who attempt to run while wearing those ridiculous jeans.
The long and short of it is...they CAN'T. Hubby rarely needs to even break out of a jog to catch them. From what I hear, watching them try to ride the bikes they just stole is pretty funny, too.