I'm still laughing about that little comment !
For your sake, I hope she doesn't read your posts on FR.
She's a good gal, with a thoroughly nasty sense of humor... while we try to keep out public appearance G or R-rated, most conversations around the house sound like a cussing match between a soldier and a Barbary Pirate. I usually call her "Queeny" ( a reference to her position at work- while technically second in command, she really runs the place ) or "Witchums" ( the affectionate form of Witch... ) and most of her nicknames for me are unprintable...