Posted on 03/06/2005 8:47:30 PM PST by Stoat
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HOOK-HANDED Abu Hamza has been viciously attacked by a fellow jail inmate, it emerged last night. The fanatical Muslim cleric, 47, was thumped inside London’s top-security Belmarsh prison, a jail source said.
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Its a prison and he's a terrorist, its not to hard to figure out what happened.
They may be criminals, but even criminals aren't going to be fond of guys who want to randomly kill innocent people, somone probably had a beef with him over that, and Hamza doesn't exactley seem like a nice guy.
In prison, these things happen, look at Dahmer, or Gotti when he got beaten up, even some of the guys involved in the first WTC attack got into fights in prison.
Interesting story, when McVeigh was in prison, he preferred the arab terrorists, while the Unabomber preferred to be by himself and avoid everyone.
That hook explains his left eye... he had an itch one day, forgot, and...
I LOVE how you did that. It's sooooooo funny!
Between Mr. Abubu here and Mullah Omar (I know you're keeping an eye out for him, dead), we could have one complete radical Muslim cleric.
You reap what you sow Alert.
It was a right and he never saw it coming
To continue with and expand upon your double entendre, the hardworking British taxpayers have been forced to pay for a male nurse for Hamza, whose duties include wiping, as apparently Hamza is not able to do this as a result of his hooks (some news stories are saying that he has "a hooked hand" but in reality he has two, which, by the way, were replaced at great expense by the hardworking British taxpayer as well).
Hopefully the inmate population will take note of the great press that this event is receiving and will make a point of not making the mistake of allowing Hamza to live through the experience next time.
Becoming known as "the bloke who killed Hamza" would undoubtedly be a HUGE asset to one's reputation behind bars.....without a death penalty to concern himself with, what comeuppance would a lifer need to worry about?
(((BLUSHING)))) "assuming that cubreporter is referring to someone else, as I'm not sure what it was that I did"
Arrg, That be Long John Silver's matey!
IIRC, "regular decent criminals" have a history of brutality against "politicals" and terror-criminals in British prisons.
good.
Damn, he's still alive. Oh well, better luck next time.
You would thing that hook would be a pretty good defensive weapon if someone attacked him.
The photo of the audience clapping in the story about the man with the hook and how he got beat up. I read it then looked at the posts and there was the one with the audience laughing and clapping. It just struck me so funny and I assume you copied and pasted that? It was neat. Thanks!
Not if is stuck sideways up his bum.
Not if it's stuck sideways up his bum.
Thanks for the clarification :-) I'm glad that you liked it....it just seemed terribly appropriate that the aggressor should get a rousing cheer in this case. Yes, I shamelessly copied and pasted the animated gif, I didn't make it myself. I am honored to have provided a smile :-)
Or even a nice pork roast.
You've heard the expression, "finger up his butt"? ;')
LOL!
The defense will rest it's case with the following, "He looked like that when he came into the cell".
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