[The Westerner]

You, sir, are not a golfer. This is revealed by your statement, "I was so bored...". That's ok. Tolerance is a virtue I practice along with my golf swing.

[Dog Gone]

I am not a good golfer and I don't much care for those who are. You humiliate me on the links. Your ability to routinely hit drives that stay in the fairway makes me mad.

You do this to belittle me. You, sir, are a bully.