[Dog Gone]

I am not a good golfer and I don't much care for those who are. You humiliate me on the links. Your ability to routinely hit drives that stay in the fairway makes me mad.

You do this to belittle me. You, sir, are a bully.

[The Westerner]

I only wish it were true. But if you've been around a golf course long enough, you ought to know there are no happy golfers.