We're supposed to be polite here, right?
I cannot be. What I have to say would not be the least bit polite. What I would like to do would get me in quite a bit of trouble.
I have an odd habit of laughing and tapping my fingers when I don't think something is the least bit funny. I laughed and tapped a lot at the above.
What I would like to do is to go down into the basement and open a few boxes. I better not.
I hear ya'. This situation is so cockamaymie that's it's hard to understand why others don't see it. What's so wromg about feeding her by mouth? It makes no sense.
Another Freeper told me the judge was probably afraid she'd choke. I had no words for such an inane answer.