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The Male Perspective on (ugh) Commitment (Dave Barry)(LOL)
Maimi Herald ^ | Ma5.6, 2005 | Dave Barry

Posted on 03/06/2005 8:52:39 AM PST by nuconvert

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To: longtermmemmory; shaggy eel; Indie; Fiddlstix
Family/fathers' rights ping and a barf alert.
21 posted on 03/06/2005 1:10:09 PM PST by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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To: nuconvert

Yeah, it's a clever analogy; a cute play with words.

We're hampster dancing with the pellets of companionship inside the cage. Yet the entity supplying them is outside; beyond that cage door that is being closed.

You're right, it is very funny.


22 posted on 03/06/2005 1:10:20 PM PST by bitjuglr (The wire cage)
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To: familyop
These links get me plenty of flames, but here goes:

NoMarriage.com

AmericanWomenSuck.com

23 posted on 03/06/2005 1:15:35 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: bitjuglr

My opinion a MAN truly needs to be married more than a woman especially if a man has been married to a woman who he feels very sexually attracted to, someone who does his laundry cooks his meals, handles the mundane household tasks and hangs out with him like a "Bud" when that woman is gone those men are usually devastated in a pretty bad way.


24 posted on 03/06/2005 1:19:33 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: Bon mots

WOW..Pretty narley article!
You can't believe that holds true for all women in America...


25 posted on 03/06/2005 1:22:12 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: missyme
You can't believe that holds true for all women in America...

Why no. My mother is an American woman.
But as for the rest of them...

;-)



Really, this mostly applies to Liberal American women, but even if things go bad with a Republican woman, the American male should expect no mercy.

26 posted on 03/06/2005 1:29:57 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: Bon mots

Well I have been told at points in my life I can be a Man's Greatest Dream and Nightmare at the same time LOL...

People are People and there moods are dependant on what's going on that paticular day..


But I agree some women are more 'High Maintenance" than others


27 posted on 03/06/2005 1:36:19 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: Bon mots

Yes. I argued with Darren Blacksmith about generalizing in his column. But maybe it's more effective and gets more attention to generalize after all. And it's easy enough to understand where he was coming from.

Marriage: Just Say No
Darren Blacksmith
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/a-b/blacksmith/03/blacksmith092803.htm


28 posted on 03/06/2005 1:38:38 PM PST by familyop ("Let us try" sounds better, don't you think? "Essayons" is so...Latin.)
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To: missyme

Marriage means no more sampling of the candy! :-)


29 posted on 03/06/2005 1:42:43 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (@100 mph, you have no friends.)
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To: nuconvert; familyop
So now Suzanne, according to her letter, is depressed to the point of ``lunging at any chocolate within 20 feet.''

,,, Gary knew in the back of his mind that something didn't stack up quite right. When pushed to the brink, she retreated and behaved inappropriately with chocolate. Well done Gary!

30 posted on 03/06/2005 1:43:25 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: missyme
I suppose I should be ashamed of myself, as I am an American as are my mother and sisters. I live abroad and have a foreign wife, and have found myself turning very much against American women - especially feminists, and thanks largely to such aforementioned feminists. Most American women have been brainwashed by the left so much that they are unsuitable for marriage or any healthy relationship.

They think they have to act like guys... dressing like them, cussing like them and acting like they are tough. When you watch American films, you see barbie-chicks karate kicking guys in the face, and many American women truly believe that some karate lessons could enable them to even accomplish this impossible feat. Our popular culture celebrates male-bashing - even television commercials show clever housewives showing up their idiot husbands.

As a conservative, I'm sure that you are not one of these types. The ones I find the most despicable are the vegetarian PETA types. Just look at all the miserable high maintenance single career women in New York City - who on earth would want to spend the rest of their lives with such shrews? They should all settle for lesbian relationships and give us all a break.

31 posted on 03/06/2005 1:44:29 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: cyborg
At one time he and I were bachelors together in an apartment furnished entirely with piles of laundry and a rabbit who drank beer. This was a stimulating period in my life, characterized by a great deal of personal growth and exploration and illegal naked swimming.

,,, you have some idea of what you're competing with now.

32 posted on 03/06/2005 1:45:23 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: familyop
Hmmm...
Here, I'll post an excerpt from the page, American Women Suck.

Top Ten Reasons American Women Suck 

Post By VladTepes

1) Selfish - to the point where they don't know the difference between love of self and plain downright greed--and drilled into believing that whatever happens is the fault of whatever man is in their life because of the feminist crud drilled into them by the cadre of  asexual closet cases called "therapists" who appear on "Ricki", "Oprah" or other such electronic drivel

2) Deluded - into thinking they "deserve" a rich, model-handsome husband who will "take them away from all of this"--whatever the "this" might be--and leading to resentment when they discover that the universe does NOT revolve around them

3) Angry - ALL the damn time about things which are so far out of their control as to be nonsensical--and constantly wanting to "discuss" this mind numbing drivel ad nauseam

4) Psychotic - multiple personalities in the same woman - as "Nomad" put it in the "Star Trek" episode: "Woman...a mass of inconsistencies...", and also when the feminist voices in their heads start with the regrets and victim acculturation

5) Worthless - anything that does not immediately resolve itself in her favor or to her benefit is meaningless to her, especially husband and family

6) Lazy - drilled into their head that they "deserve" a maid, nanny and personal slave to take care of every detail - and that their husband/boyfriend is REQUIRED to cater to their each and every mindless whim

7) Resentful - especially of other women who have things that they do not, in material, spiritual and esoteric senses

8) Greedy - to them, "housekeeping" means getting the house in the divorce (thanks to Zsa Zsa for that immortal line) and sucking the guy for every last cent, even if they had nothing to do with the building of the nest egg

9) Mindless - constant, irritating, idle prattle about topics they read about in some women's magazine and then become instant experts--particularly pop psychology and the latest crap they see on "Oprah" or "Ricki"

10) Vain - believing that they are irresistible to everything in pants and therefore are allowed to behave sluttish and without any honor
33 posted on 03/06/2005 1:48:32 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: missyme

All the things you mentioned come bundled into a relationship and don't require the context of a marriage. In fact, the sex and household chores can be purchased as a commodity (at a far less dear monetary/emotional toll than comes at a divorce). The "bud" part is a bit outside that realm, but I can't imagine anyone standing at an alter and listening to:
"Will you take missyme to be your lawfully wedded 'Bud'?"

There's something in human relationships that most people seem to think can only be achieved via marriage (I wish I knew what it was because I've met so many people who feel they can't be complete until they are married). I understand the religious connotation to the ceremony but most people don't really take that seriously. If they did there wouldn't be so many divorces (you don't screw up on the committments you make to the omnipotent - results in a big penalty).

I think it was Simone de Beauvier that said men avoid marriage early in life but desperately seek it late in life; probably based on her experience with Satre and his late-life proposal; I think she also implied that the time scale was flipped for women, wanting marriage early in life and avoiding it late in life - but don't quote me on it).


34 posted on 03/06/2005 1:50:37 PM PST by bitjuglr (The wire cage)
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To: JoeSixPack1

The problem is many people still do..
(That is sample the candy)!


35 posted on 03/06/2005 1:55:21 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: RaceBannon

That's too old-fashioned.


36 posted on 03/06/2005 1:58:43 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: bitjuglr

Will you take missyme to be your lawfully wedded 'Bud'?"

That's funny!

I am saying :that if you are a married couple with no children and you have nothing in common with your spouse as "Buds" the relationship will become Stagnant and BORING!

You have to have common interests if you refuse to do the things either your husband or wife would like to do then eventually they will find someone who does...


37 posted on 03/06/2005 2:04:39 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: bitjuglr; missyme

Would it be possible, in lieu of a prenup which may do little to the settlement, to sign a contract that says a majority of the guest list of the wedding must agree to any divorce settlement?


38 posted on 03/06/2005 2:06:44 PM PST by sam_paine (X .................................)
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To: Bon mots

Maybe that's how it is today in 2005, when my girlfriends were single in there twenty's (40 to 45 now) the men were pretty ruthless the ball was definetly in there court with most women.


39 posted on 03/06/2005 2:11:57 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: sam_paine

Pre-nups are ridiculous...


40 posted on 03/06/2005 2:14:01 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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