[ScaniaBoy]

"clad head-to-feet in a latex suit"

Paging Mr Tom Sharp!

(Wilt, Blot on the landscape, Porterhouse Blue, Riotous assembly)

[Clemenza]

This sounds JUST like the old lady and her black paramour in "Rioutous Assembly." Of course, "Porterhouse Blue" is the funniest work of fiction I have ever read.

The most embarassng death of a POLITICIAN I can think of was Salazar in Portugal, who died shortly after his deck chair collapsed, sending him into a coma.