And I thought I was an ass man. Heh.
Posted on 03/03/2005 4:04:47 PM PST by Former Military Chick
WASHINGTON : US lifestyle guru Martha Stewart was set to leave jail Friday after a five-month sentence for a stock scandal that boosted her career rather than dooming it.
Stewart's time in jail officially ends Sunday, but the federal prisons bureau can release prisoners on a Friday if their sentences end over the weekend, said US prisons spokeswoman Carla Wilson.
Supporters eagerly awaited her release from the Alderson minimum security prison in West Virginia, which inmates call "Camp Cupcake."
The news media were also outside the prison in force.
Stewart's reputation has made a massive public rebound during her time in Alderson, despite the conviction for lying about a dodgy stock sale.
She will serve five more months under house arrest at her 62-hectare (163-acre) country estate in Bedford, New York.
She will have to wear an electronic ankle bracelet tracking her movements.
Stewart may leave the property for 48 hours a week for work, which she already has lined up.
Indeed, Stewart, 63, has won a contract to host a knock-off of tycoon Donald Trump's successful NBC television reality show "The Apprentice."
She will also star in a show focusing on the same subjects that she built into a multi-million dollar lifestyle empire -- cooking, entertaining, decorating and home renovating.
"People love redemption stories," said "Apprentice" producer Mark Burnett. "You pay your price and Americans allow you to move on."
The businesswoman was convicted in March last year of lying to federal agents investigating her sale of nearly 4,000 shares in biotechnology company ImClone Systems.
She began serving her sentence in October.
Newsweek noted her post-conviction fame in its cover this week headlined: "Martha's Last Laugh: After Prison, She's Thinner, Wealthier and Ready for Prime Time."
However, the newsweekly is also in trouble for using the head of Stewart on the body of a model for the cover picture.
Shares of the Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO) empire, which she founded, have quadrupled in value since her sentencing in July.
Company shares were up 3.81 percent Thursday, reaching 33.26 dollars in afternoon trading.
In March 2004, she resigned as the company's a director and "chief creative officer" while accepting a new position of "founding editorial director."
According to Stewart's aides, the empire's founder is very optimistic about her future.
"This year, we usher in spring with an extra measure of gratitude, because the month of March not only marks the vernal equinox on the twentieth and the real start of our Northeast growing season, but also Martha's homecoming," Margaret Roach, editor in chief of Martha Stewart Living, wrote in the magazine's March edition.
Roach said Stewart will plant a garden in an old estate she has been renovating in Bedford.
"I can tell you she is, indeed, ready to get planting, having ordered her seeds and made extensive to-do lists, just as she would have done in any winter," the editor wrote.
Roach also recounted some of Stewart's prison activities.
"The tales were always surprising," she said.
Stewart foraged for wild greens such as dandelion on prison property "to augment the limited fresh vegetable offerings in the diet there," helped decorate the chapel for a memorial service and made microwave meals "with whatever very basic ingredients the commissary had for sale."
She also launched a yoga class that she taught for 10 inmates, spent time crocheting and used old ceramic molds to create a nativity scene for her mother.
Roach even told how Stewart had carried out a yoga pose called "downward-facing dog" in the visitors' room at the prison "from which she seamlessly moved into a headstand." - AFP
And I thought I was an ass man. Heh.
I have no idea why Susan is even a guest, I guess they want someone on there with a previous prison background that knows what they're talking about. It's like Rush has said, to rise up in stature on the Left, you have to be a complete loser.
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/22272.htm
Besides really bad plastic surgery... lying to a grand jury.
I heard on The Fox Report that Lil Kim perjured herself.
Wagner's Tannheuser Overture
It makes the video seem like an impending prison break.
They'll send Kim away...that's for sure and certain and no camp cupcake for her.
Wouldn't it be great if she left by the back way????
Her "crime" was B/S. Just a prosecutor looking for votes. I support her right to make the most of this sham and rake in big bucks.
Yep.
Ohohohoh .. a car just left
Nope .. wasn't Martha ..
Martha Has Been Released per CNN
She's gone!!
I think she left through the back! LOL
Two SUV's and a car.... I think she's out.
Will she really go to prison?
Martha screwed the "reporters" again. ROFLOL!
She has an advance man on the ground at the airport to cover her departure??
There are alot of animals along the road she will need to travel on to get to the airport and they'll have to drive carefully
Gee .. I'm soooooo glad CNN has this live reporting .. LOL
Perjury is a federal crime.
That would have been hilarious.
Even better would be a press release tomorrow that she was not in those vehicles, she waited a couple hours till the press was gone and left in a police cruiser.
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