Ex-topless dancer sells a breast (but just one)

news.com.au ^ | 3-3-05 | From correspondents in Miami

[Rakkasan1]

A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.

As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).

[Erasmus]

LOL!!! Me, too, and I would tend to have to walk using my hand on the ground of whatever side I put it on! Of course, I guess I could put it in the middle, and walk using my nose....

They sell shoes with extended toes for women with this attribute. But you have to wear them for a while before your ankle muscles toughen up.

[Erasmus]

This deserves its own thread! Lemme see....

Tippy Oliphant
Shadow Hamilton
Aida Oriole

In related news, my ideal pornstar name is Brittany Spaniel.

[ErnBatavia]

size 69-HH implant

Disgusting....brings to mind those annual "Krispy Kreme Gals" calendars that make the rounds on the internet every January.

[demkicker]

Good grief! I didn't realize there were so many idiots with too much money.

Check out the current bid on ebay!!!!!