And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Congressman Billybob
We had a piping superintendent that left his boots under his desk when he went home at night. Some of the night shift guys lined the boots with plastic wrap, filled them with water, and put them in a freezer. They were back under his desk the next morning.
To say he was pissed was an understatement.