Posted on 03/01/2005 9:41:51 AM PST by lilakblosm
HOLY COW!
New keyboard, please....TFF!
Pamplona, Samplona.....this running with the Brahmas in Calcutta should be awarded the cake.
Moo-Moo!!, Ilove you, I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.
Bargain hunter races to blue light special on orange rags.
I'M ON VACATION (City Slickers Fans will understand)
Sleep with the fishes?????Hell no.... COW-A-BUNGA
P.E.T.A. activist helping future bucket seats escape from Mercedes factory.
Is that donkey ears on the other side of the bull?
(Longtime Southern California residents will understand.)
"Brahma-lhama-dingdong..."
OMG~that is so funny!
One day, the Clerk of the Course spotted a trainer giving something to his racing cow just before the start of a race. He went over and said, "Doping?" The trainer said, "Indeed not, Sir. 'Tis just lump sugar. Look, I'll take a bit myself.....see?"
The Clerk of the Course said, "Sorry, but we have to be careful. As a matter of fact, I'd like a bit of sugar myself." So the trainer gave him a piece.
When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gave his jockey his last minute instructions, "Don't forget the drill. Hold him in 'til the last four furlongs. Don't worry if anything passes you, it'll be either me or the Clerk of the Course! Today, he's wearing an orange turban."
Hi Curly...kill anyone today?
Nope,but the day's still young..
But the funniest line is-
"...No,that was,'I like your ass,can I wear it as a hat?'"
ROTFLOL!!
Hitlery never looked butter...
In fact,she's udderly mooo-velous!
Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week, try the halibut.
My favorite line in the movie, I think, is WHENEVER Billy Crystal says "HELLLOOOOOO."
Actually, we must say it correctly for impact: "Hi, Curly, kill anybody today?" "Day ain't over yet."
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