Posted on 02/28/2005 8:10:01 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation
39 minutes ago Strange News - AP
MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.
Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation.
He also was given a judicial deferral, which means if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record. Thomas warned Monn that if he violates the sentencing requirements, he must serve the sentence in a state penitentiary.
Early on the morning of July 18, 2004, Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks," Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.
A police officer found Monn that morning in the parking lot of the pool facility after Monn had apparently scaled an 8-foot-tall fence and was seen running toward a Jeep with a box of stolen snacks and a container of nacho cheese.
In addition to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.
In his Jeep, Maryville officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.
Hey that's nacho cheese, it's MINE!
Is there a moose involved in this somewhere?
I guess that's good.
Bring on the moose jokes!
After where it's been, you can have it.
No pictures?! Whats wrong with you? Dont you want to see a naked man covered in nacho cheese? Who wouldnt?
ok, that was disgusting
Excuse me sir, your jalapeno is showing.
Some people really need to stay away from the fire water.
Dan, you are on a roll with these stories tonight. Throwing bicycles and cheese streaking.
He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.
Of Course....
Cue Amy Rigby: "what was I thinking?"
Then there was probably no cheese covered stuned beeber either, was there?
And everyone knows Vodka and nacho cheese are not ever to be ingested together.
I guess a claim of being a Green Bay Packers fan wouldn't have helped him in Tennessee.
There's hair in my cheese.
this is hilarious. My husband's brother works in Maryville; I wonder if he's heard about this.
Cheese Dog? Ah, no thanks.
"If you wanna turn your daddy parts orange...
"Eat some nachos, and watch some porn."
He's a Nacho Nacho Man....
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