1 posted on
02/28/2005 8:43:44 AM PST by
Alouette
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To: Alouette
Clinton will probably sell it on ebay, as it's an alto and he plays (?) tenor.
2 posted on
02/28/2005 8:45:58 AM PST by
Salvey
To: Alouette
see where i'm pointing? that's where i hid the pot for you.
3 posted on
02/28/2005 8:48:59 AM PST by
kanecorp
To: Alouette
"I want your sax" ~ George Michael
To: Alouette
"This is different from you american saxophones."
"You blow in this end. And suck on the other end!"
7 posted on
02/28/2005 8:52:24 AM PST by
Bigh4u2
To: Alouette
The Clintoon, most likely, will not be playing this or any other sax for some time. I'd hazard a guess that his lung capacity or lung strength has been compromised by his recent heart problems and further, playing the sax might also tax his heart. Hmmm. Maybe the Taiwanese know this since, after all, Clintoon did give the Red Chinsese significantly greater missile capability to attack Taiwan.
8 posted on
02/28/2005 8:53:14 AM PST by
miele man
To: Alouette
9 posted on
02/28/2005 8:53:23 AM PST by
Fruitbat
To: Alouette
"And when you're ready to transmit the files to your Chinese masters, just press that button."
10 posted on
02/28/2005 8:53:26 AM PST by
Darkwolf377
(Condi Rice: Yeaaahhh, baybee! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1350654/posts)
To: Alouette
"No, I said I wanted a blow, not something to blow....."
To: Alouette
"Hey, I this Tsunami Relief gig is really fun! I thought I'd actually have to do some carpentry work."
"Try my product!"
15 posted on
02/28/2005 8:56:58 AM PST by
add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
To: Alouette
Now for the truly absurd: China protests Clinton visit to Taiwan.
What do they have against saxophones, I wonder?
To: Alouette
Here is something you can suck on Mr. President.
18 posted on
02/28/2005 9:09:34 AM PST by
hgro
To: Alouette
Yes, Mr. Clinton. I see your reflection too.
Yes, you are very handsome.
Yes, the glasses make you look smart.
Now can we please finish this presentation?
19 posted on
02/28/2005 9:12:49 AM PST by
anonymous_user
(Not everything's a conspiracy.)
To: Alouette
"You see this bottom part where it bends, Clinton-san? We call that part 'the peyronie' in your honor.
To: Alouette
"...and the cigar goes in this hole"
25 posted on
02/28/2005 10:32:24 AM PST by
Ron in Acreage
(Kerry is (no longer) a threat to national security)
To: Alouette
Cool, a brass plated bong!
To: Alouette
Hee Hee Hee
To: Alouette
Look at that loose skin and the chin folds, this dude is wasting away, heaven help us.
30 posted on
02/28/2005 10:49:55 AM PST by
Old Professer
(A man's conscience is like his garden, it his and his alone to tend.)
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"Ah so, rook here, Mr. Crinton...this bong pipe have seeklet compalrment, so arso good for passing seclets on raunching miss-riles and so we can pass campaign cash for when Hii-ra-ree lun for your plesident rike when our John Huan did for you...
31 posted on
02/28/2005 11:37:21 AM PST by
meandog
(qu"Do unto others before they do unto you!")
To: Alouette
President Chen: "We figured this gift would be appropriate for someone who is well known for blowing his own horn."
Regards, Ivan
33 posted on
02/28/2005 11:40:01 AM PST by
MadIvan
(One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
To: Alouette
"We find you golden urinal. Clean out very good.
Take more care where you leave it next time."36 posted on
02/28/2005 5:17:29 PM PST by
OESY
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