Jack Lalane juicer - drink your food - no chewing. Life support made easy.
The perfect gift for Schiavo, Felos and Greer? Or would it be too sarcastic? ;)
I used to have a blender that I loved but a neighbor borrowed. Then sold it in her yard sale.
If I were down there and not a thousand miles away, I'd work up a big sign like "Judge Greer's Order to Starve Terri -- That's the Last Straw" and stand on the busiest street corners to get the concept across to thousands of passersby. "Feeding tube" gets conflated with "life support" which gets conflated in people's minds with "tubes and drips", when in fact it should trigger an image of simply: a straw-shaped item into which liquid food is poured.
As a sideline, if there were lots of people clustered near the Hospice, there could be an "Artificial Life Support Supply Station" selling ice cream, coffee, etc. for the purpose of mocking "judge" Greer's wierd logic. Maybe such ridicule will turn some people's minds the right way.
I don't know anyone who understands what the judge really decreed who agrees with it. It is only the people who DON'T know what it means who think they are compassionately agreeing with this supposedly painless drifting off.