The perfect gift for Schiavo, Felos and Greer? Or would it be too sarcastic? ;)
I used to have a blender that I loved but a neighbor borrowed. Then sold it in her yard sale.
Your neighbor sold your blender? MAN! Reminds me of something that happened to me when I was about five or six. My older sister had a "yard sale" with her friends and she came home with a pretty good stash. I found out later that afternoon that she'd sold each and every one of my toys! We laugh now, but man was I MAD! ;-D