Separated at birth?
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Assad is a smart man. I have wanted to make a parking lot out of Syria for a very long time. Let's do it sooner rather than later.
forget syria, let's do venezuela.
i'm in a kick ass mood this morning!
He's giving us permission?
GREAT!!!
We recently invaded Afganistan. We marched into and took over Iraq.
Now ... We are attacking North Korea. We are attacking Iran. We are attacking Syria.
Man, we are one BUSY country.
Who needs Allies? We are an entire World War campaign by ourselves!
No vision? Sorry bud, 9/11 was like America getting Lasik for what Islam and punks like you are all about. We see you very clearly now. Please stand still while we adjust our scope.
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have years to breed the best fighting dog in the world, and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick, and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.
It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush, because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage, and charged the American Dachshund.
But when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world, and the biggest and meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA
I'm trying to "read between the lines here"..Lots of ways to spin this...is this for domestic, or international consumption?
(Checking Uncle Sam's 'To Do' list)
Why, he's right! It's just after 'rake yard' and just before 'wash windows': 'clean house in Syria'.
Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go . . .
A free Afghanistan, a free Iraq, Arafat's death, reforms around the Muslim/Arab world, rallies in Iran, uprising in Lebanon, and so on...The Syrian terrorist regime is very, very nervous and frightened.
And what was Saddam half brother doing in Syria? In fact Syria surrendered him yesterday to the Iraqis wishing that the US will not pressure them further to leave Lebanon, of course this time they are fatally mistaken in their wishes.
Syria is not getting the point that President Bush is "very determined" in changing the whole Middle East for more freedom and democracy and the Syrian Baath terrorist regime is great problem for this change.
If the Lebanese don't beat us to it.
Separated at birth?
"No, we weren't going to attack. But since you decided to open your pathetic piehole we're going to change our plans and carpetbomb Damascus for a week or two".
Translated: We are holding up the peace process.
Sounds to me like they are the "lock" not the "key". And you know what you do to unwanted locks...
Assad, following the dems first rule ("divert attention"), clearly said to his staff, "Let's do a couple of dramtic things and try to shift the blame; no one will believe we did such terrible things at such a sensitive time." I also liked the touch of turning Saddam's brother over to the Iraqis. All that proved was that the guy had spent all his cash and was now close to broke.
Bush is putting the right kind of pressure on Syria fears military action. The only way to get dictators to cooperate is credible threats of to their regimes. But, for some reason Assad thinks that Syria is needed for peace in the region. If I am Bush I'd give him all stick and no carrot.
They're pi$$ing their pants just thimnking about it!