Posted on 02/27/2005 9:24:52 PM PST by The Loan Arranger
ATTENTION ALL AMERICAN MEN & WOMEN AGED 16-45: Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror. Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training.
WARNING: Persons failing to register prior to the impending invasions of Iran and North Korea will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.
(Excerpt) Read more at draftregistration.us ...
Perhaps these guys really do want to reinstate the draft?
Read the MENTAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING: section.
And how about the answers you can select for:
8. George W. Bush, the Commander in Chief, is absolutely and always 1000% correct?
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