LOL!
OK, you have a point.
Well, don't despair completely about us. You get out of the yuppie suburbia crowd, there are alot of X'ers who are conservative, pretty strict with their kids, and work one job with a stay at home or part-time working mother. You won't see that highlighted in the media I assure you.
Having been thru the BS the first time, we're not falling for it with our kids the second.