[sonofatpatcher2]

Gad, Campers! We're getting some chili fixin's posted, but unless we get some other screenplays linked, the Grand Master Screenwriting Award of Supreme and Most Honored Excellence for 2005's Oscar Night will go to me by default!

That's as one sided as a Democratic Debate...

[Sender]

I don't have any screenplays to post. I've only been in a few productions at the local high school/community theater and if I were to write one, the Earth would crack and Bad Things would happen.

I have been the lead salesman on the train in Music Man, FDR in Little Orphan Annie, a flying operator for Peter Pan, and backstage and set construction for a lot of others. I missed the tryouts for the Wiz last month. I could still help with the sets.