[Sender]

I don't have any screenplays to post. I've only been in a few productions at the local high school/community theater and if I were to write one, the Earth would crack and Bad Things would happen.

I have been the lead salesman on the train in Music Man, FDR in Little Orphan Annie, a flying operator for Peter Pan, and backstage and set construction for a lot of others. I missed the tryouts for the Wiz last month. I could still help with the sets.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Look, son, the Earth done cracked and bad things happen, so get writing!

Missed the Wiz, eh? I just wizzed about ten minutes ago. That's one nice thing about getting old, you find you can wiz just about any time you want... Or don't want for that matter.