[sodpoodle]

"Plus the dad has a Mullet, that's always a baaaad sign. A Mullet is usually indicative of a doper, drunk, ex-con, pervert, loser - or all of the aforementioned"

You should have stopped before this really spiteful comment.
Until then,you had made some intelligent observations.

[Elsie]

 

 


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"What exactly is a Mullet?" Well.... Mullets have been around for as long as time has been recorded. They have gone by many different names, most well known as the "bi-level", "camaro-cut", "hockey player", "Achy-Breaky-what-a-mistakey", "Tennessee tophat", "beaver paddle", "soccer rocker", "the El Camino", "10/90", "Mississippi Grapevine", "ape drape", "neck blanket", "shlong", "calm before the storm", "Kentucky waterfall", "handlebar hair". "mudflap", "Canadian passport", "skirted eggshell", "VokuHila (Vorne kurz Hinten lang)","dirtstick", "Alabama shag", "yep nope", "butt-rocker", or the "Missouri compromise". We do not pretend to understand the reasoning behind the Mullet, or why they choose to look the way they do. We seriously doubt most of them are even aware that they are Mullets. However, once you know what a Mullet is and what to look for you will see them EVERYWHERE. One of the best places to spot Mullets on television is any cable channel that plays country music videos. For whatever reason, the Mullet appears to be the preferred 'look' for the male (and yes, sometimes female - but we'll deal with that mess later) country music star. Seeing is believing...

Without a doubt, Billy Ray Cyrus leads the pack. Billy is to Mulletdom what Michael Jordan is to basketball. The fact that the sides, top and front are basically a 'crew cut' set Mr. Cyrus far ahead of the rest. The best part is he cut it off and then grew it back.

There's no question that another profession that sports more than its share of Mullets is professional wrestling. And have you ever checked out the Mullet ratio of the people that go to these things?

Now that you have a better understanding of what a Mullet is, it's time to start the hunt. We all know that they're out there and we would like to enlist your help in bringing them all together in one forum where we can marvel at the Mullet in a safe environment. Not to mention the fact that it will also supply us with hours of endless fun and laughter at the expense of others.

Now don't be ashamed if you do or at one time did sport a Mullet. Most of your friends already know. Just send us the picture(s) here at MulletLovers.com with a brief description. Please don't be afraid to send in pictures of yourself, friends, family, celebrities, sports figures, clergy, politicians, strangers, or anyone else guilty of sporting a Mullet. If you are part of or happen to know of an entire Mullet family (we saw one eating at Target once) that would be the diamond in the rough and greatly appreciated.

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The chicks dig long hair
My boss prefers a clean cut
Mullet solution!

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[bvw]

A mullet in a trailer park's like a doo-rag or hood in the ghetto.