I'm going to tell my kids, 'when I was a kid, my Internet connection was uphill both ways'
You could afford the 3600 baud upgrade? Jeeze, you rich kids.
I tell my nieces and nephews when we had to convert to binary, IN OUR HEADS, and then poke the instructions directly into memory. And then run a single instruction. The translate back from binary. And that was to get one letter or number!
AND WE LIKED IT!