Lighten up, just the kind of thing to chew on while having a candy cigarette. You can even pretend to shoot them with a Roy Rogers cap pistol. sounds like fun to me. I have a good chunk of skunk recipe, or maybe shake and bake snake is more to your liking.
How about death penalty inmate trading cards? Same bad spirit as the roadkill gummi bears. Making light of a serious subject and corrupting kids, telling them it's a light subject.