[Yo-Yo]

Well, I guess we'll just have to go after "Big Salt" the same way we went after "Big Tobacco" because we all know that there aren't enough wealthy trial lawyers yet.

Look out Morton Salt! "When it pours, we sue!"

[Emmett McCarthy]

I'd forgotten about the picture on the containers. But, I would guess pervert trial lawyers would be itching for a chance to "sue the pants" of that little girl, huh?