Posted on 02/23/2005 10:16:43 PM PST by DAVEY CROCKETT
rednecks in the news
.....thanks Stainless for keeping me on your list....
Stonewalls
Kinduva contradictory statement there - makes me wonder if they really know what they're a talking 'bout.
Hillbillies and rednecks are not the same. Rednecks are more sophisticated than hillbillies because - they have NASCAR....;-)
Ask Jeff Foxworthy if Clinton is a redneck or not.
Sure thing STONEWALLS - as long as y'all keep reading...... I'll keeping posting and pinging.
My husband and I watched a recent comedy routine by Foxworthy and I can only recall one line:
If you can't say anything nice...
...you must be talkin' about Hillary Clinton.
Do you know him? He lives in your part of the NC woods.
"If you have ever put Astroturf in the bed of your El Camino... You might be a redneck!" Delivered to the Slickmeister and Hildabeast, as Slickster had apparently done just that.
I am not sure of Foxworthy's political leanings, he seems more Hollywood than Georgia lately.
To quote Charlie Daniels:
"What this world needs is a few more Rednecks,
Some people who ain't afraid to take a stand.
What this world needs is a little more respect,
For the Lord and the law and the working man."
REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT!!!
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight...you might be a Redneck.
That's how it was at my Grandparents house until about 1971 when I was 12. That's when they finally got a bathroom. Before they only had running water in the kitchen.
It was intentionally vague.
Hmmmm, I'd say scalawag, carpetbagger, no-goodnick, shucker-and-jiver, momzer, and pitful-lying-no-count for starters. Or in short, my nickname for him - King Ahab. Married to Queen Jezebel Evita.
Shudder! Now that's a picture that will crack every mirror from Maine to California! That's a picture that would scare Satan!
"Beelzeflubba"
Like Damian Thorne, no one really knows who his father was.
Does he pumpkin on Halloween?
LOL!
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