"If you have ever put Astroturf in the bed of your El Camino... You might be a redneck!" Delivered to the Slickmeister and Hildabeast, as Slickster had apparently done just that.
I am not sure of Foxworthy's political leanings, he seems more Hollywood than Georgia lately.
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight...you might be a Redneck.
That's how it was at my Grandparents house until about 1971 when I was 12. That's when they finally got a bathroom. Before they only had running water in the kitchen.