Sisi Won’t Give the Chinese His Sperm

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | 2/22/05

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Bear breeding ... A giant adult panda, Sisi, is carried to a room for sperm collection at a giant panda breeding
and research facility in Chengdu, China. Veterinarians failed to collect his sperm after two attempts.
Photo: Reuters

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You want Sisi's sperm, you gotta earn it.

[Sax]

Yeah perhaps pulling on his ears and all of his limbs while surronded by a ton a folks isn't the best way to set 'the mood.'

[End Times Sentinel]

I could see from the preview that a picture was going to be here, yet I clicked anyway.  I've learned something about myself this morning and I find it deeply disturbing.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Cincinatus]

That's the trouble with pandas these days -- they don't put out when the chips are down.

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The foot wear is all wrong too. How about some stilletos or thigh high leather boots?

[GovernmentShrinker]

Pandas are adorable, but they are so utterly incompetent at reproduction that I really think it's best to stop trying to keep a wild population of them alive. They need to be zoo animals, where they can have plenty of professional help in managing the basics . . .

[Hoodlum91]

I agree with pulling the ears, but tying up the limbs have put plenty of people in "the mood" :-)

[Sax]

I agree, the blue Saran-wrap look is so yesterday.

[DainBramage]

Collecting Bear Sperm

[Lando Lincoln]

Maybe if Monica put on her sexy blue dress.....never mind.

Lando

[GladesGuru]

Getting his limbs and ears pulled is the nice part.

The sperm collection process is aided (should I say abetted) by the use of a tool which applis an electric shock which is supposed to cause ejaculation.

Mood is hardly the issue - though "issue" is the issue if I may be permitted a pun.

Who knows what the correct voltage level is for a panda?

Perhaps someone in SF, Key West, or South Beach could provide some hard data?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Yeah perhaps pulling on his ears and all of his limbs while surronded by a ton a folks isn't the best way to set 'the mood.'"

I don't know...works for me sometimes...;-)

[skeeter]

Yeah perhaps pulling on his ears and all of his limbs while surronded by a ton a folks isn't the best way to set 'the mood.'

Haven't you heard the ancient Chinese saying "pull on my ear & I'll follow you anywhere"?

[crazyhorse691]

Nature goofed when it let a nonbreeding vegetarian carnivore out of its basket. Kinda like the stupid bird that needs 50,000 acres to do what two teenagers(boy and girl) can do in the backseat of a VW bug.

[HMFIC]

Reminds me of an AWESOME hunter/bear joke!

HAHA!

[Vaquero]

Hell....pulling on the ears worked for LBJ's beagles didnt it?????

[Terriergal]

lol gmta!

Maybe they should import one of those swedish females like they wanted to do for those gay penguins in Germany... or at least a good poster size portrait of one.

[Question Liberal Authority]

How cute can they be if they won't even have sex with one another?

[Terriergal]

Oh geeeeZ! You're awful! !!!!

[rabidralph]

LOL!