DFU SONG: Everyone's Gone to the Moon (D-NY Maurice Hinchey barks at the moon)

DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

We are pleased to continue an FR tradition that has been going on for over 6 years -- creating an historical record in song.

MIDI - EVERYONE'S GONE TO THE MOON

See Maurice Henchey, what a tool...New York has crowned a brand new fool
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon

He claims Rove set up Rathergate...this guy's a lowlife reprobate
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon

Is it a spoof...he is aloof...Maurice provides zero proof

Inventing stories from thin air...Maurice keeps his head you know where
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon, moon, moon

Watch Maurice bark at the moon, moon, moon
Watch Maurice bark at the moon

[doug from upland]

Let me know if you want to be on the parody CD ping list.

[Milhous]

Your lyrics about the moon made me think of this song (click on the link to hear a fairly good Sinatra impersonation):

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab base ball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....

[doug from upland]

It is well done. Thanks for the reminder.

[doug from upland]

Nitwit will be on CNN -- CLICK FOR THREAD

[doug from upland]

I hope he enjoys it. The song was just faxed to his office.