[AZ_Cowboy]

"Then move back to the city, for cripe's sakes. Why do you think the city sucks so much? It's because it's full of idiots like yourself.

Bringing your stupidity out to the country isn't going to make anything better, you'll just end up having screwed up both places for everybody."

Glad I'm not the only one that sees it this way. Good rant!

[Fido969]

I was in a sporting good store in southern Maine, and was standing at the gun counter drooling over an 88 magnum or something. This woman wanders over from the Gortex department and says loudly: "Do you need a permit to buy a gun here?" "Where are you from?" the clerk asked. "Massachusetts." "No, you can't buy a gun here." he says.

"But anyone from Maine can just buy a gun without a permit?" she says. "Yes," the clerk replied.

"I think that's DISGUSTING!" the woman said haughtily.

Well, the clerk can't say anything of course, but I mumbled, loud enough for her to hear: "Then go back to Massachusetts." The fellow next to me said something about as disparaging.

She look SHOCKED that one of the country hicks would DARE talk back to her, and she stormed off.

It was a delightful moment, indeed. I am sure she went back to Weston or wherever and horrified her library club with the tale about the wild-west Neanderthals that are running amok in Maine.

And I am sure that she thinks that something needs to be done about us.