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Dark and Stormy Night Contest Subject
the English Department of San Jose State University,
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Posted on 02/21/2005 4:43:50 AM PST by Vaquero
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:43:51 AM PST
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Vaquero
To: Vaquero
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:45:43 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: RhoTheta
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:46:51 AM PST
by
Egon
(Government is a guard-dog to be fed, not a cow to be milked.)
To: Vaquero
Excellent. And surprising that an English department at a university actually teaches English.
There is hope.
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:50:14 AM PST
by
madball
To: Vaquero
I'm actually kind of interested to see where some of these go.
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:50:18 AM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Vaquero
Throckmorton is correct ya know?
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:52:01 AM PST
by
Smartaleck
(Tom Delay TX: (Dems have no plan, no agenda, no solutions.))
To: Vaquero
"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat... How is it that I can envy terrible writing? The sun oozed over the horizon is delectably bad. LOL!
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posted on
02/21/2005 4:53:03 AM PST
by
TheGeezer
To: Vaquero
Thanks for posting that, Vaquero.
Oddly enough, here in Los Angeles, it really was a dark and stormy night.
To: CHARLITE
Good writing ping...hahahaha!
FMCDH(BITS)
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posted on
02/21/2005 5:11:49 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(There are two kinds of people; Decent and indecent.)
To: Vaquero
Great piece...........unforunately this was posted over a year ago.
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posted on
02/21/2005 5:47:43 AM PST
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newcthem
To: Vaquero
To: Vaquero; newcthem
To: Vaquero
As Hillary fell she knew the fat of her legs would soon be embedded with the rocks from the road.
At least her face was cushioned by the carpet bag she now carried. Carpet had become a familiar taste to her.
To: Vaquero
As John strode heavily in to empty estate, made dim by the absence of campaign staff, press corps and hangers-on, he saw his beloved, disheveled and oblivious, collapsed in front of the unlit fireplace, clutching only the two bottles that bespoke the essence of their relationship...gin and ketchup.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:07:15 AM PST
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shibumi
(Blood Splattered Everywhere - But It Wasn't Mine.)
To: Vaquero
"The golden orb had almost disappeared behind the interlacing fingers of the hawthorne- The golden orb...The golden orb..."
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:13:27 AM PST
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Eepsy
To: Vaquero
10,9,8,7 are all better (and funnier) than 6,5,4 + 3. 2 + 1 are good. #8 was the best, I laughed out loud.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:15:16 AM PST
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Jabba the Nutt
(Jabba the Hutt's bigger, meaner, uglier brother.)
To: shibumi
LOL! You'd have won w/this one! (I liked #10 above myself. LOL)
To: Vaquero
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:19:53 AM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest! - Bullwinkle J. Moose)
To: Carolinamom
Well.....if you liked that, try:
"As the storm rolled slowly in over the savannah, Ikembe scanned the horizon for any sign of his lost tribemates and finding none, he turned for solace and answers to his favorite pet...but Mbulu, the giraffe did not respond."
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:24:53 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Blood Splattered Everywhere - But It Wasn't Mine.)
To: shibumi
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