[iconoclast]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

Or, there's the passive aggressive solution.

Put the seat down and pee on it. ;o)

[srm913]

Sounds like an old joke I heard in high school:

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Hawhawhawhawhawhawhaw

[dirtboy]

Put the seat down and pee on it. ;o)

And give her sticky buns.

with credit to Cheech and Chong for that one...