Gorilla's keepers sued over breast request

AZSTARNET.com ^ | Feb 18, 11:24 PM EST | MAY WONG

[glock rocks]

Bear breast bonding bump!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

It's near San Francisco. They probably assumed the gorilla was a lesbo.

[Ichneumon]

Sexually harrassed by a gorilla, eh?

But it reminds me of old joke with the punchline, "Tell *hinm* you have a headache!"

[cyborg]

I exposed my boobs to a rare farm dwelling South African gorilla once. Poor thing.

[w6ai5q37b]

Only in California

[dighton]

.

But as I’m engaged to Ko-Ko,
To embrace you thus, con fuoco,
Would distinctly be no giuoco,
And for yam I should get toko.

-- The Mikado.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

He didn't ask for a date?

[cyborg]

LOL

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

"Gorillas Gone Wild"

[GeronL]

Rush Limbaugh would love this story.

[SiliconValleyGuy]

Yep. We're a sordid lot. ;)

[sd-joe]

LOL. Do you want to see my Gorilla?

From the dictionary of lines that didn't work.

[Larry Lucido]

Looking for my farm dwelling South African gorilla costume. Maybe I'll get lucky!

[cyborg]

LOL!!!

[Manic_Episode]

I saw Koko on Monster Garage, and the first thing Koko did when she saw Jesse James was to go down his shirt and pinch his nipples.

[squirt-gun]

After this horrid experience, was the Gorilla given therapy?

[raynearhood]

When Patterson said,"Show your breasts to the gorilla," he meant the 'gorilla' not THE gorilla.

They misread the harassment.

"Women, you can't live with 'em... pass the beer-nuts." -Norm, at Cheers.

[atomic conspiracy]

Rush did have a story some years ago about a female scientist who balked at the use of similar but, er, much more extreme practices in dolphin research.

I'm just glad I work with the mineral kingdom rather than the animal.
Even dead rocks might lend themselves to sexual harrassment charges when young people are involved, since a few male students are inevitably pre-disposed to point out certain coincidences of shape and configuration.

[Squantos]

Who says ya can't just make this stuff up........:o)