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Why Can't My Moms Marry?
Toronto Star ^
| February 18, 2005
| Matthew Eaton-Kent
Posted on 02/18/2005 7:11:48 AM PST by srm913
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Comment #21 Removed by Moderator
To: srm913
Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:18:49 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
To: srm913
" I was not going to give my organizer to my dad because I didn't have one."
A lot of kids don't. Divorce, Viet Nam, Iraq, 911....
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:19:03 AM PST
by
Smartaleck
(Tom Delay TX: (Dems have no plan, no agenda, no solutions.))
To: anniegetyourgun
It goes without saying that anything spewed from the extreme-left Toronto Star has a barf alert. They're the northern version of the NYT.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:19:33 AM PST
by
UpHereEh
(Standing with the U.S.Eh!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I think the story would have been better if they made her an Indian and disabled too.
To: srm913
This kid doesn't exist IMO.
It doesn't pass the smell test.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:20:17 AM PST
by
Protagoras
(Un-apprehended criminals have no credibility when advocating for the WOD)
To: srm913
However, there is something that makes my family different from a lot of families. The difference is that my parents have never been married.
===================================================
No, Matthew, what is different is that there are two few testicles in the house.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:20:35 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
To: srm913
Mr. Eaton-Kent:
This essay gets an F for composition, and an F+ for ignorance of rudimentary biology.
Next time, write something of interest to people who live somewhere other than Church & Wellesley.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:20:37 AM PST
by
Loyalist
(Please visit this fine Catholic lady's blog: fiatmihi.blogspot.com)
To: srm913
They are not your "parents".
To: srm913
They can, of course. Any available, willing man they choose.
Minimal moral sanity, of course, prevents them from calling anything they might do with toaster ovens, geese, horses, children, corpses, or other women "marriage." But that's pretty much of a "duh."
But they can marry.
Dan
Biblical Christianity BLOG
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:21:49 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: doug from upland
Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?When I asked him if he knew his mother was sleeping with a goat, he said " Naaaaaaahhhh, Naaaaaahhhh."
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:22:16 AM PST
by
Protagoras
(Un-apprehended criminals have no credibility when advocating for the WOD)
To: srm913
It's been hurtful to my sister and me, too. Very hurtful!
How exactly does the failure of the state to stamp Approved! on the union of the two women who raised him cause him pain? Its not just hurtful, its very hurtful! but Id like to know how, exactly, this non-recognition inflicts this pain on him and his sister.
What is the mechanism of this pain, and how will a mere change in nomenclature relieve it?
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:22:16 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: srm913
Maybe poor Matthew didn't think this through - but even if his moms were to marry, he still doesn't get to chisel dad into his next father's day gift. Very, very hurtful.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:22:21 AM PST
by
Pookee
To: doug from upland
I believe I have found the solution. Have gay men marry gay women - there, your married. You simply choose to have an open marriage and sleep with your same sex partner.
Since she is a lesbo, she will not care you are sleeping with a man.
You gay folks need to get together and solve this.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:22:29 AM PST
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: srm913
From a rhetorical standpoint, I'd give this emotional appeal, oh, a 5.5 out of 10: nice beat, easy to dance to.
But the answer? `Cause they both be ladies, Matt, eh?
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:22:36 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(Our Founding Fathers: all conservative gun owners)
To: Protagoras
This kid doesn't exist IMO. It doesn't pass the smell test. Come to think of it, his last name sounds like a really tasteless pun.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:23:08 AM PST
by
Loyalist
(Please visit this fine Catholic lady's blog: fiatmihi.blogspot.com)
To: srm913
The author should just marry his moms.
To: srm913
This is one confused kid.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:23:26 AM PST
by
Carry_Okie
(There are people in power who are really stupid.)
To: srm913
Heather has two mommies....
but one of them is her dad. Simple.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:23:39 AM PST
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: srm913
Why Can't My Moms Marry?(Exaggerated Asian accent)
Because one-a of dem is missing dee PEEEE-nis.
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posted on
02/18/2005 7:23:42 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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