Could you adjust the meter slightly to fit the style of Gilbert and maybe sing it to a Sullivan tune? The mood of the text would fit perfectly.
Will this do?
All judges are good, so wonderfully good.
And George Greer is especially so.
His outstanding knowledge
and obvious wisdom,
are always right out there to see
(even if he can't).
The voters in Florida,
they just re-elected him
so it must be the case
he's the best that can be.
How can it be, then,
that so many people
on Free Republic,
and so many places,
find fault with Judge Greer
and his rulings?
They must be mistaken,
or else very stupid,
to quarrel with George, George, and Michael.
These three fine fellows
want what's best
for Terri Schiavo.
Her death by starvation,
and slow dehydration
is what they so ardently desire.
And so to those folks,
who might disagree,
I have only this to say
"Have a nice day",
and if you see a certain Felos
coming your way,
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!