[Protagoras]

A woman called the police, she said she thought her husband might be dead.

They asked her, "might be? What maked you think that?"

"Well" she said "the sex is the same, but the lawn hasn't been cut in quite some time".

[Warren_Piece]

What is the sexual difference between prostitutes, girlfriends, and wives?

Prostitutes say, "Hurry, John, time is money!"

Girlfriends say, "Slower, Lover! I want to savor every moment!"

Wives say, "Biege! We'll paint the ceiling beige!"