[shubi]

"8. Belief that rocks can fall from the sky promotes hedonism and amoral, animalistic behavior.
And how! Homosexuality and sex change operations have been rampant ever since they started teaching Craterism in schools. Coincidence?"

Young beautiful blonde teachers are forcing themselves on young boys because of Craterism. Protect yourself with an aluminum hat, only $19.95. That is if you want to be protected.

[RightWingNilla]

Protect yourself with an aluminum hat, only $19.95. That is if you want to be protected.

Only $19.95? OK I made out the check now where should I mail it?

[PatrickHenry]

Materialistic Craterism is leading our women astray, by robbing them of all hope of the future, of any reason to plan for the next generation. Craterists are destroying the most basic foundation of our society with your Rocks-from-the-Sky blasphemy! And all this, all these lies, merely to satisfy Their animalistic lust. Have they no shame?

We know how they whisper to our daughters: "Why preserve your chastity, young maiden, when at any moment a rock may fall upon us from the sky."

[RightWingNilla]

Protect yourself with an aluminum hat, only $19.95.

Hey, lets start our own "research institute" with a website, graduate school and a staff of "credentialed" Ph.Ds.

Then we can hit the lecture circuit and sell DVDs and comic books.

Cha-ching!