[PatrickHenry]

Materialistic Craterism is leading our women astray, by robbing them of all hope of the future, of any reason to plan for the next generation. Craterists are destroying the most basic foundation of our society with your Rocks-from-the-Sky blasphemy! And all this, all these lies, merely to satisfy Their animalistic lust. Have they no shame?

We know how they whisper to our daughters: "Why preserve your chastity, young maiden, when at any moment a rock may fall upon us from the sky."

[shubi]

"We know how they whisper to our daughters: "Why preserve your chastity, young maiden, when at any moment a rock may fall upon us from the sky."

That intelligent designer feller is sumthin makin rocks whisper laak thet. I don't care who u r, thet's funny.

[longshadow]

Festival of Patriotic Craterism