[GOP and the City]

This is great, but I ordered freaking tuna on rye!

[DainBramage]

Jimma Carter holds the submarine named after him..the USS StupidAss

[formercalifornian]

This is fine, but shouldn't it be yellow?

[zygoat]

If they'd just paint ma' smile on the front of this thang, it'd look jus' like one of them Blue Meenies from the Beatles movie!

[Herakles]

“Thank God Rickover isn’t here, he would be shoving the real one up my a$$.”

[cinives]

I had lust in my heart for a sub named after me.

[reagan_fanatic]

This sub reminds me of the economy when I was President - fat, out of control and sinking fast.

[jbwbubba]

"Now if all our subs were this size, there would be no poverty or injustice in the world, excuse me but a dictator needs some legitimize election; I have to go"

[rock58seg]

"If it's battery operated Roslyn will love it. at least it's the right size."

[jbwbubba]

"Reagan gets an aircraft carrier so does Bush 41 and I get a freaking sub!!"

[hgro]

This Sub ought to be able to take care of the "killer rabbits" that still haunt me. I am still trying to consume all of the left over BILLIE BEER to allow me to forget that horrendous episode.

[HankReardon]

"We shall give this nuclear submarine to North Korea in exchange for their promise not to develop nuclear weapons."

[DTogo]

"This'll look great on the shelf next to my Nobel Peace... huh, what? You mean there's a REAL one of these with my name on it? Y'all don't plan to actually use it in an aggressive manner, do you? I'd better check with Kofi about this..."

[Arrowhead1952]

Here is the actual sub SS Peanuts Carter.

[Cowman]

Former President Jimmy Carter presents the new attack sub Squailfin

Immediately after this photo was taken the former President quipped "Let's see that bunny threaten me in this thing

[Jackknife]

[Bassfire]

mine takes place a little earlier on a tour of the sub..;-)

[GraceCoolidge]

Jimmy Carter provides concrete proof that there is something that can dive faster and sink lower than his presidency.

[OESY]

Jimmy Carter quotes:

"An act of terrorism totally outside the bounds of international law and
diplomatic tradition is a crisis that calls for firmness and restraint."

"Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease."

"Wherever life takes us, there are always moments of wonder."

"You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better
than you think you can."

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

"For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that
the next five years will be worse than the past five years." (upon inauguration?)

"Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future."

"Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread."

"I now understand more clearly than I ever had before why you won in November 1980 and I lost." (to Ronald Reagan)

[OESY]

[Nightshift]

could they just rename that sub that ran into the sea mountain. Sounds good to me