DFU SONG: Music Box Dancer (Bwahahahahahahah -- Ronnie Reagan in tutu and twinkle toe shoes)

DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - MUSIC BOX DANCER

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, what is with your schtick
When you're on the TV, I am physically sick
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, at values you scoff
Every time I see you I must turn the thing off

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, you're making us mad
You are an embarrassment to your famous dad
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, that animal show
Is the place where your career should certainly go

So now you are a commentator who is slinging such bull
We must mock you because you're so nonsensical
I close my eyes and cannot help picturing you
In your precious tutu and your twinkle toe shoes

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, are your loafers light
Maybe you could have some fun and come out tonight
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, call Arianna
She had turned her husband guy and he said "see ya"

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, you're making us mad
You are an embarrassment to your famous dad
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, that animal show
Is the place where your career should certainly go

So now you are a commentator who is slinging such bull
We must mock you because you're so nonsensical
I close my eyes and cannot help picturing you
In your precious tutu and your twinkle toe shoes

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, Mike makes you look small
He's the son who does what's right and carries the ball
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, let us not pretend
Your gig's almost over, you can kiss my rear end

Hey, Ronnie Reagan, you're making us mad
You are an embarrassment to your famous dad
Hey, Ronnie Reagan, that animal show
Is the place where your career should certainly go

So now you are a commentator who is slinging such bull
We must mock you because you're so nonsensical
I close my eyes and cannot help picturing you
In your precious tutu and your twinkle toe shoes

[doug from upland]

Will someone insert a picture of Ronnie in tights? I'd like an original, but a photoshop job will be fine.

[Tanniker Smith]

I heard Larua Ingraham refer to him as "Non Reagan". She credited someone else -- I think Monica Crowley.

TS

[doug from upland]

What a great name!

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[bitt]

Echo - this looks like something for you....

http://www.babaloons.com/nocalcharacters/images/gorillapinktutu.JPG

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041018/ReaganBlue.vmedium.jpg

http://www.walrus.com/~ddprod/Images/ronreagan.jpg