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Posted on 02/16/2005 7:34:02 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
I've been told that I'm a machine. I've been told that I'm a machine tool.
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Well, all right, I made up the part about "machine."
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:30:03 AM PST
by
Erasmus
(Ferlin Hurley: "I left her behind behind me.")
To: TheBigB; Lazamataz
I'll do that. :o) You, though, have already won my heart with the "Tools I Have Loved" page....although as Laz pointed out, it might make lesser men feel inadequate. ;o) Well, go there if you dare ;)
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:33:11 AM PST
by
najida
(http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
To: Erasmus
Well, all right, I made up the part about "machine."I didn't make up the part about being called a machine.
But, you see, one woman explained it to me this way:
"You are a MACHINE, baby! That is to say, you make funny noises, you only have one or two uses, and if you don't get a lot of maintenance, you break down."
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:33:11 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
"I hardly ever wear any pants."I hardly ever wear clothes. That's okay, isn't it?
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:36:22 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
I hardly ever wear clothes. That's okay, isn't it?
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:39:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
Get a good camera. You can experience highs and lows (macros and micros) from them. You can even fall in love with photographs and ENLARGE or make them
really small.I loves ya, Lazzie.
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:40:59 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Lazamataz
Laz, I'm eight years older than Cyber. He will be lowering me into the grave very gently. Then he gets all my/our money to play around when the playground is open.
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:45:38 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Lazamataz
Hehehehehehehe!
We have a loathing of clothing around here. Why bother? Except when we go out, of course.
When my FIL calls he always asks me if I've got clothes on. I tell him, "No, but I'll put some on if you come over." He belly laughs.
When I was about 19, my girl friend and I decided to go to a nudist camp in the mountains -- then down the mountains via walking -- near San Bernardino, CA. There's a hot springs located there. I told my dad I was going. He told me I would be sorry. And he was right. My buttinsky was burnt so badly, I couldn't sit down for days. My dad just laughed.
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:54:06 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
Docker's getting better???
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:54:18 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2004, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Cyber Liberty
Yes, he is. He's laying on the floor in the hallway, but has managed to climb on the couch in the study. He also went outside for a bit. He's very tired, though. He's almost 14. *sigh*
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posted on
02/16/2005 10:57:47 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Brett66
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:02:32 AM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
(This is a president who wants to leave his mark on more than a cocktail dress. --Steyn)
To: Choose Ye This Day
I'm sure they were taking turns hauling the hay.
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:09:26 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
Ahhhh. Good to be home doing work now. All those yucky clothes were feeling...yucky.
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:39:10 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2004, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Lazamataz
You end up being closely tied to an old woman.And the woman will be tied to an old man! But of course it doesn't matter if a man is old. He can still be picky.
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:39:10 AM PST
by
Nea Wood
(I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
To: Lazamataz
I was going to let my wife of 39+ years read this, but I decided to trash her browser to prevent it.
I don't want to have to answer all the points one by one. It would be a losing proposition.
I used to feign deafness to avoid responding to stuff like this.
I learned my lesson the day she asked me "Do these pants make me look fat"? and I replied "It's not the pants".
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:44:39 AM PST
by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
To: 506trooper
"I learned my lesson the day she asked me "Do these pants make me look fat"? and I replied "It's not the pants".You missed your chance. You could have said, "What's inside those pants make me excited."
Guys miss out on the best opportunities.
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:56:30 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: 506trooper
LOL no, if you had learned your lesson, you wouldn't be telling all of us....
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posted on
02/16/2005 11:56:34 AM PST
by
eccentric
(a.k.a. baldwidow)
To: Slip18; eccentric
Trust me folks, it was an old joke thrown in for the sake of humor....
In the first place, if I said any thing like that, she'd have whupped my butt.
In the second place, you don't get to be married for almost 40 years by missing too many opportunities.
Believe me, marriage was/is my salvation and my nemesis, but I ignore the downside because the upside is so much better.
I think she sticks around to see what I'll do next and because, (she says), I make her laugh.
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posted on
02/16/2005 12:17:19 PM PST
by
506trooper
(No such thing as too much guns, ammo or fuel on board...unless you're on fire)
To: 506trooper
Cyber usually has me in stitches laughing. I'm more of the straight "woman," a la Gracie Allen. Then he gets laughing. I couldn't get a metaphor correctly if my life depended on it. LOL!
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posted on
02/16/2005 12:39:51 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: 506trooper
Oh, I'm so happy for you!!!
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posted on
02/16/2005 12:40:52 PM PST
by
Slip18
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