Why Men Should Not Marry

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[Xenalyte]

I prefer Al Bundy's neologism: "Why would I go out for milk when I have a cow at home?"

[Lazamataz]

Yeah but then I'd catch you on the rebound.

[Xenalyte]

Ah, so it's all part of your master plan. (You're not supposed to let the prey in on the plot, I think.)

[Lazamataz]

Ah, so it's all part of your master plan. (You're not supposed to let the prey in on the plot, I think.)

Damn.

[nmh]

Laz, don't be such a cynic!

Geesh!

Marriage will be what you put into it. Of course assuming you made a WISE choice to begin with.

[shield]

Laz is sneaky like this...
Measure the image on the screen. :o)

I hadn't thought of that...one other troubling thing is that width....;o(

[Petronski]

So I get something great going, then I blow it up, so I can experience both joy and agony.

I thought I was the only one whose relationships required Bomb Damage Assessment.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Bro, I wish you the best of luck in the search for the right woman, but you & I have to have a talk about having 4 daughters, voice of experience & all!

[Lazamataz]

I hadn't thought of that...one other troubling thing is that width....;o)

Here. One good thing about a successful marriage is you must be willing to compromise.

I'll fold it in half. That way, it's half the length but double the width.

Deal?

[Lazamataz]

Laz, don't be such a cynic! Geesh! Marriage will be what you put into it.

I like to put ham into it.

[shield]

LOL...deal.

[Leatherneck_MT]

Been married 3 times

Currently going through my 3rd Divorce.

I have not filed for Divorce once in all 3 marriages.

Every one of my "wives" went out and found Boyfriends while I was either overseas on deployment, or in this case, halfway across country trying to setup a place for us to move to in Georgia.

All of you righteous SOB's here tell me how to maintain a marriage when the woman is bound and determined to

1. Cheat on you
2. Divorce you

Nobody is perfect, and until you are in danger of having your body hung on a cross, I'd suggest you quit judging others.

Frankly I'll never do this again.

[Xenalyte]

That doesn't sound kosher.

[Slip18]

I will always love you, Cyber! And that's the truth.

[Lazamataz]

I will always love you, Cyber! And that's the truth.

..... proved by the fact that when she lowers you into that shallow grave after having you killed, she will do it gently......

[Slip18]

< blushing >

[TheBigB]

Call it a Southern thing, which you know about. :o) I am drawn to the idea of having 4 spoiled little Princess/Daddy's Girls/Southern Belles.

[Hildy]

Well, that explains a lot.

[Slip18]

"You ALSO get dressed up in a bee costume, wear scuba fins, and throw marmalade at monkeys?

Small world."

How did you know that?

Okay, now you're making me laugh. Gave our old doggie a couple of aspirins, and he seems to be getting around okay.

Hey, I dress up as a Lady Bug. And I've got photos to prove it. And I always need help with my fonts. Cyber does fonts really well. LOL!

[Former Proud Canadian]

No marraige bump. Oops too late.