Why Men Should Not Marry

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[wbill]

Most of wife's female friends are feminists in their mid-30s. (from moderate to off-the-wall-wacko feminist). All, except one, are single (the most wacko one, go figure).

If you asked the single ones what they -really- want, I'm sure the answer would be "A husband". Yet, to my eyes, all of these single, hateful, shallow creatures are about as desirable as a kick in the crotch. Some are fairly attractive, as well, they just have nothing to offer a guy other than sex and spitefulness. And they wonder..."I'm single, no men want me. What's wrong with them?".

Still haven't figured out what Mrs. Wbill has in common with them, other than college.

[Lazamataz]

This author is probably lousy in bed...

I AM NOT.... errrr, I mean, HE is not!

[najida]

Ahhh,
Dumplin,
Hope you find her too.

Just show her your homepage :)

[Lazamataz]

As I heard in the movie "IN GOOD COMPANY" the secret to a good marriage is finding the right person to be in the foxhole with and keeping your thing in your pants when you're out in the world.

How will I ever do that?

I hardly ever wear any pants.

[TheBigB]

I'll do that. :o) You, though, have already won my heart with the "Tools I Have Loved" page....although as Laz pointed out, it might make lesser men feel inadequate. ;o)

[ValerieUSA]

A sneaky way to claim to be Prince Charming.... Associate yourself with royals by being lousy in bed, and then deny it too vehemently?

[shield]

You'd say that....can't get it up, right?

[Lazamataz]

You'd say that....can't get it up, right?

[Lazamataz]

A sneaky way to claim to be Prince Charming.... Associate yourself with royals by being lousy in bed, and then deny it too vehemently?

NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE, I TELLS YA!

[MJemison]

This author is probably lousy in bed... I AM NOT.... errrr, I mean, HE is not! But then, what happened? Is this the result of a date with Maureen Dowd?

[shield]

LOL....way to long for most women including self. ;o)

[Lazamataz]

LOL....way to long for most women including self. ;o)

Damn.

[eccentric]

Proverbs 18:22 nails it.

So does Proverbs 21:9 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a scornful woman in a wide house."

[TheBigB]

Laz is sneaky like this...

Measure the image on the screen. :o)

[Lazamataz]

Measure the image on the screen. :o)

Okay.

18 inches.

Then again, I use a 52-inch home-projection monitor. :o)

[TheBigB]

Perspective is a wonderful thing. ;o)

[Lazamataz]

So does Proverbs 21:9 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a scornful woman in a wide house."

Duz that also mean in yer double-wide?

[Slip18]

Smooches back to you, Lazzie!

I guess your missive on marriage is the same with dogs, don't get one, they die on you. It hurts. The veternarians suck the blood out of you.

I've got a sick one right now. I'd play with you in here, but have to watch over him until Cyber gets home. I can't lift him into the SUV.

So I guess what you're saying is just play around. Don't have feelings for anyone or anything.

I think you're wrong, My Friend.

[Xenalyte]

If Xena's Guy sees this, you are SO in for it. ;)

[Lazamataz]

So I guess what you're saying is just play around. Don't have feelings for anyone or anything.

Actually, I seek the range of human emotions.

So I get something great going, then I blow it up, so I can experience both joy and agony.